Charlie dreams of Weenie. Bottled for hundreds of years she is absolutely free and hornier than ever to fulfill her masters every wish. Do you wish me to grant you sexual pleasure, my master?

I keep coming back to this thing like a bad habit, and every time I notice something new that's just slightly wrong. Raven's left hand in the third scene, the one where she's supposedly gripping the bedsheet, looks more like a claw from that old Ben 10 alien, you know the one, Wildmutt or something. Not that I'm complaining exactly, because the whole setup of Titans Tower getting wrecked and her crashing at your place is the kind of fantasy that kept me going through some pretty dry dating sims. The dialogue though, god, it's like they ran it through Google Translate twice and then just shrugged. "Your touch makes my skin electric" she says, and I'm sitting there thinking, is that a compliment or a medical condition?

Charmcaster shows up at some point, I think, or maybe that was a different comic from the same creator. The way they draw Starfire's hair though, that's something else entirely, all that red just flowing everywhere like it's got a mind of its own. Gwen wants to play video games at your place, which is already a stretch because we all know she'd be too busy saving the universe or whatever, but the game doesn't care about logic and honestly neither do I at this point. The "one click" thing they mention in the description, that's not even a joke, the whole thing loads faster than my last relationship ended.

I wish they'd spent more time on the expressions. Sometimes Raven looks like she's just remembered she left the stove on, right in the middle of things, and it pulls you out of the moment. But then there's this one panel where she's looking up and her eyes are half closed and I forget all about the janky anatomy and the weird text bubbles that sometimes cover the good parts. It's free though, so what am I even doing writing all this? Just click it already. The Gwen section feels tacked on, like they ran out of Raven ideas and just grabbed another character from the crossover bin, but her little shorts and that attitude she has, it works in a way that makes me uncomfortable about how much I enjoyed it.