The engine chugs along like it’s running on a potato, which is honestly part of the charm? Frame drops during the first group scene with Alex and that dealer guy, right when things get interesting. You’d think a kinetic novel would be smooth but no, the 3DCG models load in stages. First the hair pops in, then the tits, then the weirdly detailed pubic hair rendering that nobody asked for but here we are. The corruption mechanics aren’t really mechanics at all, more like watching a train wreck in slow motion where Sam goes from “undercover mission” to sucking off a stranger in a bathroom stall because the plot needed her to. No choices, no branching, just this inevitable slide into the gutter.

The parody angle is doing some heavy lifting. Totally Spies but make it a drug ring infiltration where the drugs are basically sex pollen. Groundbreaking. There’s this one scene with Clover where she’s supposed to be extracting information but ends up getting fingerbanged on a couch while her target talks about distribution logistics. The voice acting is nonexistent, obviously, but the sound design for the wet noises is so overproduced it loops back to being uncomfortable. Like someone recorded a fist in a jar of mayonnaise and called it a day. The lesbian content between Beth and Gina feels tacked on, two scenes tops, but the exhibitionism stuff with Fran at that house

The whole thing feels like a half finished basement renovation, you know? Like someone got the drywall up but then just walked away before the mudding. The new president, this big shot from the description, he's just some guy in a suit who shows up in your office. And you, you're supposed to be the shadowy CEO pulling strings. But the first thing you do is basically tell him to bend over a desk. No buildup, no real corruption arc, just a button that says "humiliate" and then a 3DCG model of some generic politician looking uncomfortable while a text box tells you he's crying. The voice acting, when it's there, is this flat, tinny recording that sounds like it was done in a closet. It completely kills any heat. The D.va cameo later on is so random I laughed out loud, she's just there in a side room for a handjob scene that has nothing to do with the main plot about controlling the government.

Spent way too long trying to get the Lady Dimitrescu scene to trigger. The menu is a mess of favor meters and drug inventory that never really gets explained. You're supposed to be protecting your family, but the only family member who shows up is a sister who you can, well, you know. The game calls it a "continuous game of favors" but it's more like a slideshow of fetish checkboxes. There's a moment with a tentacle monster in the Oval Office that's so janky, the model clips through the Resolute Desk for a solid minute. The ahegao faces are just a texture swap that looks more like an allergic reaction. And for a game tagged with half the franchises from the last decade, seeing Tifa and Lara Croft just standing in a cyberpunk alleyway waiting to be prostituted out feels less like a fantasy and more like a weird asset flip garage sale. The real porn clips spliced in are jarring against the 3DCG, like putting a photograph next to a crayon drawing. The exhibitionism tag is technically met because you can do things in public, but the crowd is just a static jpeg that never reacts. It's a power fantasy that forgot to include the fantasy part, just the mechanics of clicking through degradation.