The loading screen itself is a warning, a garish orange and brown mess that looks like it was slapped together in MS Paint during a lunch break. Then the dog appears. Not a stylized fantasy creature, just a big, lanky cartoon dog with that specific, dumb, lovable face. You know the one. And he's got a red rocket that would make a horse blush. The girl is there too, a redhead with proportions that defy both physics and good taste, already on her knees.

Gameplay is basically clicking through a handful of scenes. No puzzles, no dialogue trees, just a slideshow of increasingly graphic acts. The animation loops are janky as hell, like someone rotoscoped a bad dream. The sounds are worse. Wet, sloppy noises that made me check if my headphones were leaking. There's a button to speed things up, which feels less like a feature and more like a mercy.

I don't know what I expected. The description is honest, at least. It's about a dog that looks like a certain mystery-solving mascot getting his end away with a willing participant. The whole thing has the energy of a sketchy flash game from 2007 that your antivirus would flag. The art is ugly, the loop is repetitive, and the cum physics are... generous. Very generous. Like a fire hose of pixelated jizz.

And yet I clicked through every scene. Twice. Not because it was good, but because it was so brazenly, unapologetically wrong. It doesn't pretend to be anything else. No story, no build-up, just pure, unfiltered id. The redhead's face never changes expression, which is somehow the most unsettling part. She just stares, blank-eyed, while this cartoon dog rearranges her insides. I wish the dog had a collar. A small detail, but it would've grounded the fantasy. Anyway, my boss walked by and I alt-tabbed so fast I think I pulled a muscle. Worth it? Maybe not. But I won't forget it.

boss is in a meeting for another 20 minutes so here i am alt tabbing between spreadsheets and this absolute mess of a gallery. yoshino momiji’s stuff always hits that specific itch where the linework is actually gorgeous but the content makes you wonder if you need to clear your browser history twice.

first scene opens with some beast man creature just going at it on the floor, nothing fancy, just raw floor fucking while the girl’s getting her head grabbed and positioned for the facial. the cumshot lands messy across her face and honestly the way momiji draws that moment, the slight distortion in her expression, it’s the kind of detail that makes you forget you’re looking at something that’d get you banned from most discord servers. then some old dude finds her and takes her home which sounds almost wholesome for about half a second before it’s just more abuse, different setting same result. the old guy’s got that creepy detailed face momiji loves drawing, all wrinkles and intent.

the dog scene. yeah it’s there. girl on the floor again, animal anatomy that’s unfortunately accurate enough to make you pause mid scroll. bestiality tag earns its place here, no ambiguity. then the finale throws two dirty old men at a teen and it’s exactly the kind of extreme gangbang composition that’d make renaissance painters weep if they weren’t already dead. the positioning is weirdly artistic for something so aggressively degenerate.

i wish the gallery had more variety in settings though. everything’s on floors or nondescript rooms and after the third scene you start craving a window or literally any background detail. but that’s not what anyone’s here for is it. the creature design in that first scene deserved more screen time too, one and done feels wasteful. anyway boss is walking back, gotta pretend these quarterly reports matter.