Fucking hell, the interview mechanic in WaifuHub is basically just a fancy menu screen and we all know it. You click through dialogue, pick the obvious horny option, and then the clothes come off. That's it. That's the game. And I'm sitting here with my competitive spreadsheet open, tracking clear times like it matters.

Mona's scene though. Jesus. Whoever rigged her model understood the assignment. That moment when she leans forward during the "audition" and the camera just... lingers. Not on her face. I actually dropped my phone. Not joking. Had to fish it out from between the couch cushions while the animation loop kept playing those wet sounds. My neighbor definitely heard. The ahegao expression triggers way too early, like frame one of penetration, which is stupid and immersion breaking but also I've replayed it seventeen times. Seventeen. I counted.

Sumi's route is broken. Straight up. The dialogue tree loops back to the beginning if you pick the second option after the third question and I spent forty minutes thinking it was some meta commentary on her anxiety before realizing nah, it's just bugged. Still beat it though. Or rather, found the workaround. You have to pick option one, then three, then one again. Don't ask how I figured that out.

The Elma scene has this thing where if you time the click right when her tail wraps around the protagonist's... you know... the physics engine freaks out and everything stretches to nightmare proportions. Scared the shit out of me first time. Now I do it on purpose. The Mamako content is surprisingly tender for a game where you can zoom in on literally anything. Like, actual emotional beats between the "casting couch" setup. Weird. Then Komi shows up and can't talk but her eyes do that thing and suddenly I'm not thinking about leaderboard rankings anymore, I'm just... watching. The Genshin girls feel tacked on, Albedo especially. Her model's stiff. The Konosuba and Overlord characters are just there for name recognition, don't @ me.

Anyway the skip button is too small on mobile. My thumb hurts.