Wasn't expecting the candy factory setting to be like, actually gross in a good way? You got this mad scientist type guy, his assistant with tits that don't quit, and they're just... making cookie dough. But it's alive. And horny. The whole thing reads like someone's fever dream after binging too much Willy Wonka but every Oompa Loompa is replaced with a blowjob scene.

The humor lands weird sometimes. There's this one part where the dough creature is forming and the assistant makes a joke about kneading that I snorted at, then the next dialogue box was so flat I tabbed out to check Twitter. The oral animations though, jesus. When the dough girl finally gets a mouth, the way she learns to use it, the cumshot actually feels earned which is insane to say about a cookie sex game. Wait, did I mention there's a threesome? Because the assistant joins in and it's the messiest, most ridiculous thing. Big tits everywhere, dough flying, the scientist guy just watching like a proud dad which should be creepy but the story's so dumb you just roll with it.

Wish the candy shop setting got used more after the experiment part. You see it in the background but it's just... there. The whole thing runs in browser, no messing with files, which is nice when you're lonely and just want something stupid and hot without commitment. Like those clicker games but with semen.

The story has this running joke about corporate synergy that made me laugh harder than any sex scene. And the funny thing is the sex scenes are actually good. The dough girl's textures look sticky, for real. You can almost smell the sugar. Anyway my cat jumped on my keyboard during the threesome part and I had to restart from the beginning which is bullshit because there's no save function. Just like my actual dating life, no checkpoint reloads, just consequences.