Right, so you get this thing and it's basically just connect the dots. Not some fancy version, the kind you did when you were a kid but now the reward is a superhero lady with tits that would break her spine in real life. The whole premise is so stupidly simple it wraps back around to genius. You're not here for the gameplay, let's be honest. The first picture loaded and I just stared at the points for a solid minute because the preview thumbnail already had me.

The drawing mechanic feels like using a cracked phone screen protector. You drag from number to number and sometimes it just refuses to register your finger unless you press exactly on the tiny circle. Spent way too long on one dot near her... uniform. The superhero costume was straining, you know the type. Classic Power Girl window situation but more explicit. Got frustrated and almost closed the tab but then the image completed and holy shit. The artwork is that specific brand of glossy hentai where everything shines like it's been oiled up. They forgot to mention the game has a timer though. That little clock in the corner judging you while you're trying to trace out a massive pair of animated boobs. Why rush me? I'm here for the destination not the journey.

Some of the later puzzles have so many dots it looks like a star chart. By the time you finish connecting them all your hand cramps up and you've forgotten what character you were even revealing. Then the full image pops up and it's some generic anime face with proportions that defy physics and you remember why you're hunched over your phone like a goblin. The sexy artwork tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. One picture had a girl in what I think was supposed to be a cape but it was just d*** over her shoulders and nothing else. The connect dots part is almost meditative until you miss a number and have to start over, then it's pure rage. Wouldn't mind a version where the dots are placed on the interesting parts first, just saying.