ok so i booted this up expecting like, a fighting game with some titties, right? wrong. it's just juri han. just juri han being an absolute menace. the whole thing is her in this weirdly empty training stage, topless obviously, with her big tits just... there. physics are doing something. i don't know what. they move like water balloons filled with hate. the clit is rendered with more polygons than her entire face, which is a choice. a statement, even.

the gameplay loop is you click and she does her "secret sex ultra" which is just a fancy way of saying she summons a big cock from the shadow realm and goes to town. no fight first. no hadouken. just immediate, aggressive riding. she's got this look, this crazy juri eye thing, and the sound design is just wet slapping noises and her weird laugh. it's hypnotic in a "i've been on the internet too long" way. i spent ten minutes just zooming in on her pussy, trying to figure out if the texture was looping. it was. i think. my phone got hot enough to fry an egg on.

top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot? one, the exact frame her tongue does that juri thing. you know the one. two, when the dick first materializes and it's just... comically large. like a pool noodle. three, any moment her boobs clip through her own torso. which is often. this is for the sickos who watched her sf4 ultra and thought "yeah but what if she was more unhinged and also naked." you know who you are. the brunette hair is there, the attitude is there, the street fighter porn scene domination is... a plot point i guess? she wants power from riding a thousand cocks. i didn't read the lore. i was too busy watching her pussy stretch in a way that defied human anatomy and basic topology. it's not good. it's perfect. don't play it. five stars.