Right off the bat, the install size is bloated. Something like 4 gigs for what is essentially a slideshow with some 3dcg animated loops. Whatever. I clicked on Jaina Proudmoore first, obviously. The big thighs tag is no joke, her model is thick in a way that makes the orc (world of warcraft) stuff later feel almost redundant. The pov during the vaginal sex scene is locked but the animation loops are weirdly hypnotic. Sound design is just wet noises and recycled grunts from the show, nothing special.

There's this whole adventure mode thing that strings together parody scenes from fate zero and my hero academia. You wander around a map, talk to artoria pendragon, she's depressed, you cheer her up with your big penis. The writing is what you'd expect. I spent way too long on the cammy white route because her big cleavage and that green leotard just work, but then you get to the creampie and the texture on the 3dcg model clips through her thigh. Immersion broken. They'll never fix that.

The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the female domination scenes with minamoto no raikou are surprisingly aggressive. She's got that whole caster of endings vibe from fate grand order going on, but with more lactation. Got sidetracked trying to unlock the pregnancy ending for tsuyu asui. You have to grind affection points by giving her specific items and the drop rate is a joke. I think I missed a loli tag warning for lillie from pokemon, felt weird, skipped it. The romance system is basically a checklist, you max out a bar, pick a position, rinse and repeat for every single character from boku no hero academia to dragon ball z. Android 21's scene is locked behind a bizarre puzzle. Not worth it. The garrosh hellscream content is just there for the orc (world of warcraft) crowd, big muscles, angry faces, a lot of growling. I wish the kefla and caulifla tag team option hadn't been cut, the gallery shows a grayed out icon that just sits there. Mocking me.

I swear this game is held together with spit and hope. The whole thing is a point and click sandbox in some city called Argleton, which is basically a horny quarantine zone. You just wander around and suddenly you're getting a footjob from a MILF who looks like she raided Tsunade's closet. The 3DCG models are so janky, during a titfuck scene with a Chun Li cosplayer her boobs just clipped through her own ribcage and I couldn't stop laughing. It's not a bug, it's a feature, right? The ahegao faces look like someone inflated a balloon and drew on it with a sharpie.

But then there's this whole transformation thing where a character goes full Kitana and the spanking animation actually syncs up with the sound for once. The female domination stuff is weirdly specific, there's a lot of groping in public and nobody cares because the city is "disconnected from the rest of the world" which is just lazy writing for "we didn't want to code police NPCs." You can use sex toys on a virgin character while she's doing ahegao and it's so over the top it circles back to being hot. The harem mechanics are busted though, I had a group sex scene trigger when I was supposed to be on a solo date and everyone just T-posed for a solid minute before the creampie animation started. Mortal Kombat fans will either love or hate the Kitana cosplay scene, her fan is just a PNG that floats near her hand.

The humor is accidental most of the time. There's a romance path with a X-Men reject that ends with anal sex in an alley and the dialogue is so bad it's art. "Your eyes are like the ocean, let me put my boat in your harbor." I screamed. The drugs tag is no joke, there's a whole sequence where the male protagonist gets dosed and the screen goes all wavy while a lesbian scene plays out in the background. Sandbox means you can just ignore the main quest and grind handjobs from MILFs until the game crashes. Which it will. A lot. But when that footjob scene hits just right, with the spanking and the titfuck and the ahegao all firing at once, you forget the mobile game tier graphics and just go with it. Then it crashes again and you remember.

The pixelated Juri Han stepping on my character’s face while the dialogue box reads something about pathetic worms, that’s the image that stuck. Not the combat system, which is a turn based thing that feels like it was coded in a lunch break. You pick a move, a little animation plays, numbers go down. It’s there to string the scenes together but the scenes are what you’re here for anyway. The whole thing runs on a weird power fantasy logic where losing a fight means you get a footjob from Mai Shiranui as a consolation prize. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out the superpowers mechanic before realizing it’s basically a meter that fills up to unlock the more explicit domination scenes, not to actually win fights.

The writing is this strange mix of broken english and oddly specific fetish material. One minute Chun Li is talking about her Interpol duties, the next she’s using sex toys in a school setting for no explained reason. The crossover aspect means you get Cammy White doing exhibitionism stuff in a street level while Juri Han watches, and the game doesn’t even try to justify it. I complained about the camera angles to nobody in particular. They clip through walls during the animated vaginal sex scenes, showing the grey void behind the 3dcg models. You’d think with all the focus on creampie finishes they’d at least make sure the characters don’t phase through the bed.

The romance paths are basically nonexistent, it’s a dating sim structure where your dialogue choices are either be a doormat or be slightly less of a doormat. The male domination content feels tacked on, like the dev remembered some players might want the opposite of the constant female domination teasing and threw in a few handholding and stripping scenes that go nowhere. I wish the combat had any depth at all but it won’t ever get patched. The whole thing runs like a fever dream where you’re collecting sexual encounters with King of Fighters characters while a plot about urban seduction tries to sound important. The bdsm elements are mostly just Juri being mean with her feet. I kept playing anyway.