The first thing you notice is the blue.

Not, like, a deep ocean blue or something subtle. It's BLUE BLUE. Like someone left the saturation slider all the way to the right and forgot about it. And honestly? It works. Officer Sam thing or whatever the setup is, some low ranking space cop at a peace conference afterparty, and there she is, Sextrigon Ambassador. She's got that whole alien humanoid thing going on, tall, those big eyes that look sort of surprised but also like she knows exactly what you're thinking.

The sex is pretty straightforward, I guess. No weird minigames or grinding for approval points, just click and go. The animations are stiff sometimes, like they forgot to animate a frame between positions so she kind of teleports from riding you to being bent over the space conference table. What was that table even for? Diplomatic negotiations? Anyway. The sound is just these wet looped noises that don't quite match up with what's happening on screen, which actually made me laugh out loud the first time. In a good way. Reminded me of those old flash games where you'd just be clicking desperately hoping for more scenes.

There's this one moment though where her expression changes. Not during the main event, but right before, when she's leaning in and her eyes go half lidded. Actually pretty hot. The artist understood something about anticipation. Then it cuts to a closeup of the blue tits bouncing and it's like, oh right, we're doing this.

You can switch positions a few times. Missionary, doggy, cowgirl. The usual. The load scene is worth mentioning because it's so... much. It's covering her face and hair like a special effect from a horror movie, but, you know, the good kind. I kept clicking back to see if the dialogue changed after. It doesn't. Why am I like this.

The whole thing is maybe fifteen minutes if you're slow. Did I mention she has blue skin? I think that was important.