The first time I loaded this up I just stared at 2B’s ass for like five minutes, not even doing anything. That white hair and those android curves, the way her outfit hugs her hips. It’s a Nier Automata parody so you know what you’re getting into, but somehow they still managed to make her look a little off. Like her face is almost there but not quite, you know? The customization options let you tweak her expression and position but honestly the default is already doing things to my brain chemistry.

So you’re on this rooftop waiting for targets to show up and the whole premise is that you’ve got time to kill. Literally. You can just start fucking your combat partner while the bad guys take their sweet time approaching. Missionary first, then flip her over for doggystyle, the transitions are janky but in a way that somehow makes it hotter. Like watching a bootleg hentai where the animation budget ran out but the passion didn’t. Wait, did I say didn’t? I meant didn’t. Fuck.

The cum mechanics are where it gets messy, pun intended. You can shoot loads all over her body and it actually pools and drips in real time. Then you’re supposed to also shoot the enemies when they finally arrive but I kept getting distracted by how the fluid physics work on her thighs. It’s a simulator in the loosest sense, more like a very specific fantasy generator for people who spent too many hours in the original game staring at 2B’s climbing animations. You know who you are. The android tag here means she’s got that slightly mechanical stiffness during certain positions which, honestly, adds to the whole vibe. Like she’s a combat unit who happens to be getting railed between missions. The white hair gets in the way during missionary and I wish they’d fixed that clipping issue but whatever, I’m not here for polish. I’m here because somewhere out there someone decided what Nier Automata really needed was a sex break during stakeouts and they were absolutely correct.

Three words: scuffed, horny, fever dream. Not in a bad way, well, maybe a little. This Demon Slay thing feels like someone dug up a half finished project from a forgotten corner of the internet, blew off the digital dust, and just... released it. The art is all over the place, some character portraits look almost right, like a wobbly Mitsuri, and then the next screen is a mess of pixels that vaguely resembles Shinobu if you squint. The whole thing runs in a browser, so you're just clicking through, waiting for the next janky transition. It's a visual novel where the plot is basically a thin excuse to get to the good stuff, and honestly, that's fine.

The dialogue is pure nonsense, like it was translated through three different languages and then back again. I spent a solid minute trying to figure out if a line from Tamayo was a deep philosophical point or just a coding error. But then you get to a scene with Daki and suddenly the jank doesn't matter. The erotic bits are surprisingly explicit, no fade to black here. It's raw and unpolished, with anatomy that sometimes defies logic, but there's a weird charm to it. Like finding an old, sticky hentai doujin under a bench. The dating sim elements are barely there, you pick an option, something happens, and you're back to the visual novel grind. I completely forgot Nezuko was even in this until a random scene popped up, and she was just... there. Not complaining.

The android tag is a mystery. Tried it on my phone and the buttons were so tiny I almost threw the thing across the room. Stick to a desktop. The whole experience is a mess, a glorious, horny mess. It's not polished, it's not even finished, but it has a certain energy. A desperate, late night, one handed energy. The Kanao scenes are a highlight, if you can navigate the broken menus to find them. Don't expect a masterpiece, expect a scuffed little time capsule that somehow gets the job done. Just don't think too hard about the plot, there isn't one.

The boss is droning on about quarterly projections again so I’ve got this browser tab minimized, pretending to check email. Over the Moon. Sequel to that other one, A Moment of Bliss, which I barely remember except the android maid had a fat ass. This time it’s your daughter, Moon, and she’s a pop star now or something, and she fucking hates you. The whole premise is you’re stuck in a house with her for a week to write songs for some TV show called Madds Medusa. I kept waiting for the sci-fi angle to matter more, like the memory transfer stuff they mention in the blurb, but nah, it’s mostly just a thin excuse for a very specific kind of tension.

The 3DCG is rough. Not in a charming way, more like someone learned Blender last month and really focused on making breasts bounce but forgot how necks work. Moon’s face sometimes looks like a porcelain doll left too close to a heater. But then she’ll bend over a couch and the lighting hits her thighs just right and suddenly I’m not thinking about the weird shoulder proportions anymore. The exhibitionism tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There’s a scene where she’s practicing for her performance in the living room, wearing basically nothing, and the way the camera lingers on her ass while she pretends not to notice you watching. That’s the good stuff. The spanking mini-game is clunky as hell, the hit detection feels like playing darts drunk, but the sound design on the smacks is weirdly satisfying.

The pregnancy tag is a lie, or at least I never triggered it. Maybe it’s buried deep in a route I missed. The virgin thing gets resolved fast, like embarrassingly fast, and then it’s off to the races with group sex scenarios that feel unearned. One minute you’re awkwardly eating breakfast, the next there’s three androids in the room and Moon’s giving you a look. The oral sex animations are the best part, there’s a sloppiness to them that the vaginal scenes lack, all stiff and mechanical. Creampie finishes are the default, no way to turn it off, which is fine by me. The male protagonist is a blank slate, doesn’t even get a name, just a floating camera with a dick. I wish the VARG glasses mentioned in the description actually factored into the gameplay more, instead of just being a menu screen gimmick. Anyway, the meeting’s ending. Gotta look busy.

Her shoulder moves wrong. That's what I notice first. Not the tits, not the face they scanned from old photos. The shoulder. When she reaches for the teacup, the sprite animation hitches, a two frame loop that doesn't quite connect. My dead wife never moved like that. She had this way of rolling her shoulder before picking things up, a little preparatory circle. The android doesn't. The android just... grabs.

The son character, he means well I guess. Buying a sex robot that looks like mom. That's not weird at all in this family. The tutorial has you touching her face, calibrating responses, and I'm sitting there watching her eyes track my cursor thinking about how the real woman died. They don't tell you right away. You have to unlock that. You have to fuck the machine enough times, play house enough times, before the game decides you've earned the truth. And the truth is... look, I've played a lot of these. The "mystery" tag usually means some half baked twist. This one actually made me put down my phone and stare at the wall. Not because it's brilliant writing. Because it's mean. The kind of mean that feels intentional.

The sex scenes are fine. Standard hentai stuff. Click the body part, watch the reaction, fill the meter. Her expressions cycle through the same five faces and one of them, the "surprised" one, looks more like gas pain. I kept using it anyway. The dialogue during these moments is where the game gets under your skin. She says things the wife used to say. Word for word. But the context is wrong. The timing is wrong. You're inside her and she's reciting a grocery list from 2019 and your brain does this awful thing where it fills in the gaps with real memories. I haven't touched the game in a week. I think about the shoulder animation constantly.

My kid was looking over my shoulder, asking why the robot lady has her circuits rearranged by some chrome plated piston, and I had no good answer. The whole thing is a Nier Automata parody, but if you squint it’s just a very dedicated anatomy lesson where the android gets folded into positions that would void her warranty. The cumshot physics are frankly more detailed than the plot, and I spent way too long fixating on how the fluids catch the light. Derpixon’s influence is all over this, that same bouncy, almost liquid animation style where every thrust has this squelchy follow through that makes you forget you’re watching polygons.

The extra endings are a nice touch, though I stumbled into one by accident and it just looped a creampie scene with a slightly different camera angle. Not complaining, but my brain kept expecting a secret boss fight instead of more internal shots. The blowjob sequence has this weird moment where the girl’s eyes cross and I laughed out loud, which is probably not the intended reaction. The sound design is just wet slaps and synthetic moans, no music, so it feels like you’re eavesdropping on something you shouldn’t. I wish the android had more dialogue, she just sort of takes it, which is a waste of a good character design.

The walkthrough link is buried in the description, and I only found it after clicking around like a fool. Why hide it? The whole thing is a short loop fest, but the animation quality is stupidly smooth for what it is. There’s a moment where the robot’s grip leaves dents on her thigh and I rewound it three times. Don’t ask me about the plot, I think it’s about existentialism or something, but mostly it’s about seeing how many angles one creampie can be filmed from. My kid thinks I’m researching robotics now.

Gotta love when a parody just leans into the absurd. Rock guys. Literal rock guys. The kind that probably have pebbles for... well, you get it. Jenny Wakeman's design here is that specific early 2000s cartoon style but with the dial turned, her android body getting passed around by these geological disasters. The whole setup feels like someone lost a bet in a discord server and then actually made the game. No complaints.

Animation's got that janky charm where limbs don't quite bend right but somehow it works. The oral scene with two of them at once, her eyes doing that glitchy cross-eyed thing, is honestly more entertaining than half the polished stuff on itch.io. There's a moment where one rock mutant grabs her antenna and the whole frame stutters. Chef's kiss. Wish the cumshot effects had more weight though, looks like someone spilled a melted milkshake. Never gonna get patched, I can tell.

Sound design is what you'd expect, meaning it exists. The threesome sequence has this looping grunt that sounds exactly like my neighbor's broken AC unit. Spent a solid minute thinking something was wrong with my window before I paused. The mutant tag is doing heavy lifting here, these guys are just big grey blobs with angry faces. One of them has what might be moss growing on his shoulder? Nobody asked for worldbuilding but here we are.

The android angle means they can basically do whatever to Jenny and it's fine, which is the whole joke. At one point she's bent backwards at an angle that would hospitalize a human and just keeps going. My Life as a Teenage Robot fans are either furious or celebrating. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can just alt-tab when you hear footsteps, not that I'd know anything about that.

The quiz mechanic is where the whole thing falls apart, and I can't stop thinking about it. Not because it's hard, it's baby shit, but because of what it implies about the reward structure. You walk around this little room as 2B, and there's a terminal, and it asks you something like "what is the meaning of existence" or whatever, and you click the right answer and then the clothes come off. But the question is so stupid, so obviously a gate, that the whole thing feels like a formality. Like the game is embarrassed to just show you the porn, so it wraps it in this fake intellectual puzzle. I answered wrong once just to see what would happen. Nothing. It just waits. So the "game" part is a lie, but the lie is the point, maybe.

The animation itself is fine. CG, not real-time, so it's pre-rendered loops. 2B's model is accurate enough, the blindfold stays on for a while, and the physics on the tits are, let's say, generous. But there's this one moment where she turns her head and the hair clips through her shoulder, and I swear I spent five minutes just rotating the camera with the mouse wheel to see if it happens again. It does. Every time. And then I forgot what I was doing.

The controls are WASD, E to interact, F for fullscreen. Standard stuff. But the cursor drift is real. I played in windowed mode first and my mouse kept leaving the active area, which is annoying as hell. Fullscreen fixes it, but then you can't alt-tab without the whole thing stuttering. I don't know why I'm telling you this. The Patreon link is right there on the screen the whole time, which is a choice.

That lizard guy, Chode, he's got this expression on his face like he just realized he left the oven on but also doesn't care because there's a pair of tits in front of him. The whole thing is a mess of clipping and weird animation loops, like the robot's arm just phases through Six's purple hair every third thrust. I spent maybe twenty minutes trying to get the clown into a position that didn't look like a geometry glitch from a PS1 game. You can't. It's baked in. The interactive tag is generous, it's more like you click a button and hope the next canned animation doesn't break the illusion completely.

I keep thinking about the original show, how it was all sharp satire and Six was this untouchable fantasy, and now here she is getting railed by a furry lizard while a robot watches. It's like finding a bootleg action figure where the paint is all wrong but you buy it anyway because the official one never got made. The sex tape premise is literally just that, a grainy loop with a play button. The interspecies stuff is front and center, no subtlety, just big boobs and alien dicks slapping together. My therapist would probably say something about the desire to see the unseeable, the forbidden fruit of a character who was always designed to be ogled but never revealed. The game doesn't care about that psychology, it just delivers the nipples we were denied.

Wish there was a way to control the speed or something, anything, but it's just a slideshow with sound effects that sound like a wet handshake. The android version ran fine on my phone during a particularly dull conference call, which is probably the ideal use case. The big tits physics are a lie, they move like water balloons filled with cement. Still, I clicked through every combination. The clown one was a mistake. Not because of the content, but because his nose honks every time he thrusts and I couldn't stop laughing, which is not the intended effect I assume. The whole thing is broken and horny and I've already recommended it.