My boss thinks I'm cross referencing TPS reports right now lmfao. Instead I'm three tabs deep on this game where you teach a dance class to a girl with absolutely massive tits and the whole thing is just a countdown to disaster. In a good way. The plot is that you're broke and this stacked student shows up offering cash for private lessons, which is already giving me "I've seen this film before" energy but whatever.

The dance class sections are basically just a waiting room for what we're all actually here to see. You're grinding up against her and the game does this thing where it forces you to slowly undress her between moves. The directed tag is no joke, you literally choose which piece of clothing comes off next and where to put your hands. Started with the top because obviously. Her physics are wild, not realistic at all but who gives a shit when they're bouncing like that during a tango hold. Then the transition happens and suddenly you're doing doggystyle on the actual dance floor which felt disrespectful to the hardwood but I respected it.

The threesome option shows up later when another student joins and honestly the facial at the end was more bukkake-adjacent than I expected. Not complaining. The cumshot animations are sticky looking in a way that made me close my other tabs just to be safe. Wish the teacher character had more personality but also I don't care, I'm not here for his character arc. The dating sim elements feel tacked on, like they remembered halfway through that games need menus.

Three words: sweaty, impatient, and over the top. The game knows exactly what you want and wastes zero time pretending otherwise. Just skip the dialogue, click through the clothing removal fast, and aim for the threesome path because it unlocks the best angles.

The match game flashes Nidalee’s card and I’m already bored. Not because of her, the art’s decent enough, but because my brain is wired for Dark Souls parry windows, not this. You flip squares, find the matching hentai pic, and then a short loop plays. Miss Fortune’s scene has her chest doing that weird floaty thing where the animator clearly gave up on physics. It’s like watching jello fight gravity and lose. Lux’s animation is slightly better, but her face is stuck in a permanent “oh” expression that starts to feel like a medical condition after the third loop.

The whole thing feels like someone spilled a beer on a Newgrounds submission from 2007. The sounds are just wet slaps and a moan track that loops so aggressively I muted my tab before my cat judged me. I spent way too long trying to figure out why Nidalee’s spear is just leaning against a wall in the background, never used. A spear that does nothing. A metaphor, maybe. The memory mechanic is trivial, a four by four grid that a concussed goldfish could solve. You’re not here for the challenge, you’re here because you want to see League champs get railed, and on that front, it technically delivers.

There’s a weird satisfaction in the jank, though. A charm in how the whole interface looks like a forgotten Flash game that somehow survived the purge. It’s unpolished in a way that feels honest, not lazy. The loop breaks for a split second on Miss Fortune’s hair, a single frame where it snaps back into place like a rubber band. I watched that frame more than the actual content. Wish the game had a gallery mode so I didn’t have to keep playing memory match to see that one specific glitch. It won’t get one. This is what it is, a fap-fueled fever dream coded in a weekend, and that’s almost a compliment.

2B bent over a console, ass up, getting railed by a machine arm while you click through a rhythm minigame. That's the whole vibe. The Nier parody here isn't subtle, it's a blunt object. I respect that.

The patreon poll asking about rider position vs sex only mode makes sense now. Right now it's basically a collection of interactive loops with 2B's... assets. The big ass tag isn't lying. The bdsm stuff is light, more like rough handling and mechanical restraints than any real power exchange. You're just sort of poking at her with different tools and watching the physics jiggle. The hardcore scenes are there but they feel disconnected, like flipping through a folder of gifs someone forgot to organize.

There's this one minigame where you control a piston. That's it. Just a piston. And you match the rhythm or something, I don't know, I was distracted by the way her thighs squish against the metal. The game doesn't explain itself. You just click things and 2B reacts. Sometimes the reactions loop weirdly, her face stuck in this blank moan that doesn't match what's happening. Reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds where the animation would desync if you clicked too fast.

Wish there was more 9S. Not for sex stuff, just to have someone else in the room. The emptiness of the scenes gets to you after a while. Just 2B and these disembodied mechanical appendages. The patreon post says work is in full swing again after a long pause. Good. The foundation is there, the models are nice, but it needs that extra layer of polish the dev keeps promising. Maybe the sex only mode will streamline things. Right now it's a messy, horny sketch that knows exactly what it wants to be but hasn't figured out how to get there yet.

Occasionally Naurto obtains so turned on that Hinata does not also have sufficient time to take every one of her clothing off! Yet Naruto has no fret about that - her huge tits out and her huge butt nude is basically everyhting that he requires to satsify the best desire of the monster from his trousers! And since of this computer animation being knotted he can go like this for as lengthy as you will certainly desire him to!

Mai’s tits are already out when Andy gets his fingers inside her, and the whole thing feels like someone animated a very specific doujin panel you forgot you saved. The dojo floor, the training gi half torn off, her legs spread like she’s been waiting through three rounds of KOF just for this. You don’t control much beyond rubbing and licking, but the minigame loop is weirdly hypnotic. Click, drag, circle, repeat. Her pussy gets wetter, the squirt meter fills, and then she’s screaming loud enough to echo off the wooden walls.

I kept thinking about fanart while playing. Like, how many artists have drawn this exact scenario but with better shading. The bouncing boobs physics are there, but they jiggle like water balloons tied to a ceiling fan. Sometimes it looks hot, sometimes it looks like she’s being electrocuted. The cunnilingus part is my favorite because Andy’s face disappears between her thighs and you just see her back arch. There’s no real story, just two fighters fucking between trainings, which is honestly more honest than most hentai games. I wish there was a button to make her squirt immediately because the buildup gets repetitive. But then again, edging is part of the appeal, right? Or maybe I’m just lazy.

Top three screenshots: the first time her eyes roll back, the exact frame before the squirt animation triggers, and the moment Andy pulls his fingers out and they’re glistening. You’ll know when you see it. Don’t bother with sound unless you want to hear the same three moans looped until your brain melts. Honestly, this game is like eating cheap chocolate. You know it’s not high quality, but you keep going back for another piece. And another. Until the box is empty and you’re just sitting there with sticky fingers, wondering why you didn’t just watch the original Fatal Fury OVA instead. But that’s the thing about Mai. She doesn’t need a plot. She just needs a floor and someone willing to make a mess.

The tweening on this Gloriosa Daisy model is janky as hell and I kinda love it for that. You know those old Newgrounds flashes where the limbs don't quite connect right but the jiggle physics are cranked to eleven? That's the energy here. Pulled up the customization tab and immediately maxed out her chest slider because why pretend we're here for subtlety. The zoom function actually works surprisingly well, got right up close while she's doing that floaty magic pose thing from Everfree, her eyes doing that half lidded blank stare that makes the whole scene feel more cursed than hot.

But then you hit the anal toggle and something shifts. The animation loop doesn't reset smoothly so there's this jarring snap transition that would make a Flash animator from 2006 wince. Still clicked it three more times just to watch that awkward repositioning. The cum button is right there, no buildup needed, just instant gratification like microwaving a steak. Nature background is some blurry forest stock photo that's trying way too hard to match the Equestria Girls aesthetic but ends up looking like a screensaver from Windows XP. Gloriosa's vines are barely animated, just kind of wiggle whenever the magic effect pulses, which is maybe the most half assed part of the whole thing.

Customization panel has RGB sliders for her skin tone. Made her look like she fell into a vat of g*** soda. No way to save presets though so you're stuck screenshotting your abominations like a caveman. The sound design is literally just two looping wet slaps and a magical chime that plays whether you're in the magic scene or the anal one, zero fucks given about audio consistency. Refreshed the browser twice because the zoom stopped responding after switching positions too fast. Would I fire it up again? Probably during that weird 11 PM boredom window when even browsing itch.io feels like too much effort.

Who is among the popular cartoon characters despite the fact that her primary talents are focused on battling cold and ice? Naturally, it's the hot blonde Elsa from Disney's "Frozen"! This small, but enjoyable miniature game of hentai is going give you another chance to make sure. What are you supposed to do in order to enjoy an intimate time with one of the world's most adored princesses? There's nothing special about this girl is as hot as you are gorgeous. all you have to do is pick one of the sex positions available and set the desired level of intensity, and then take in the spectacle! The controls are easy to use: you can change scenes by pressing buttons at the edges of the game's screen, and alter the speed by pressing Elsa.

This animated sequence is provided by Silestaur and it's taken from the more text-based project "Trials in Tainted Space" which is yours for welcome to play and explore in the event that you enjoy this tiny piece of interactive entertainment. In all, this scene will feature two characters. One is a hot and cute furry futanari named Syri and the other is your avatar in the world of the game titled Steele. It is up to you to decide which you think Steele will be at the beginning, by selecting one of the many gender options which include male. Female and transsexual! However, no matter what decision you choose to make, you can rest assured that you and Syri will enjoy fantastic virtual sex regardless! You can also find more furries and futanaris on our website!

Peter’s tie is too tight. That’s the first thing I noticed, watching him sweat through a boardroom pitch about corrugated fiberboard margins. The art style is deliberately rough, almost like storyboards that got left in the sun, and the voice acting has that hollow, tinny quality of a bad Zoom call. It’s not a bug, it’s the whole point. This is corporate desperation rendered as a fever dream, where sealing a deal means your subconscious starts peeling off its cheap suit.

The negotiation minigame is basically just clicking on dialogue options while a stress meter fills up, but then Peter’s fantasy life intrudes without warning. One moment you’re discussing quarterly projections, the next the client’s biceps are straining the seams of his jacket and the conference table becomes irrelevant. There’s a scene where a supplier visit turns into a three-on-one situation in a warehouse that’s all shadows and exposed brick, the kind of place that smells like dust and bad decisions. The anatomy is exaggerated to the point of absurdity, cocks so massive they’re practically a logistical problem, and the titsfuck sequence is animated with a kind of clumsy, hypnotic loop that feels like a gif from 2004. I wish the sound design during these bits wasn’t just the same wet slap on repeat. It needs more grunting, more fabric tearing, something to sell the sheer physical impossibility of it all.

The gay dreams tag isn’t a side path, it’s the main road. Peter’s ambition curdles into these visions of muscle-bound men in hard hats and tight slacks, their skin glistening for no reason. It’s less about plot and more about texture, the feeling of a mind unraveling into pure, transactional lust. A DLC where you actually fail a negotiation and have to work your way back up through increasingly degrading fantasies would be a perfect fit. The game already understands that the real obscenity isn’t the sex, it’s the quarterly earnings report.