The audio. You kind of forget about it after a while because your brain just goes straight to, wait, is that Brooklyn Chase doing the whole shy librarian thing? The mismatch is nuts. I was stuck on this stupid fetch quest for Mia Malkova, had to find her lost phone in the common room, and the whole time the background track is just this wet, rhythmic sound like someone stirring mac and cheese. Very specific. My actual apartment has thinner walls than this dorm, I swear I heard my neighbor coughing yesterday through the outlet.

The photos you collect feel like a weird collage. One minute it’s a crystal clear shot of Elsa Jean looking professionally lit, next it’s some grainy selfie that looks like it was pulled from a 2011 Snapchat story. You have to pick these dialogue choices which I mostly just clicked on the horniest option available, and it worked. Sort of. Got a scene where my character’s hand was on someone’s thigh, and the text went full purple prose, “the silky smoothness of her forbidden fruit,” and I just stared at it. What does that even mean? Squinting at my monitor during a conference call is maybe not the best way to play, but here we are.

I do wish there was a way to just play my own sound pack over the top, cause the built-in moans start looping in a way that reminds me of a broken office chair. Every time you make a choice, there’s this little wet pop. Like a single bubble bursting. If they dropped a DLC that was just an hour of different squelching sounds, I’d probably get it. Which says something. There’s a part where you have to “study” with one of the pornstars, and the game just shows a stock photo of a biology textbook for a solid five seconds before the scene triggers. I snorted my LaCroix.

The puzzle is a 15 tile slider, right? You know the one, sliding squares around one empty space. Except here the tiles are close up photos of a woman undressing. And the final image is, well, the title isn't subtle. FuckThemAll. The phrase you assemble on the board is literally that.

I spent way too long stuck on a single tile. The model has this black lace bra and the strap is just slightly twisted. In the scrambled version it looks like a weird shadow. I kept trying to slot it next to what I thought was her shoulder blade but it was actually her hip. The logic part of my brain completely shut down. The striptease tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because the progression isn't a smooth animation, it's these frozen, high contrast snapshots. One tile is a zipper being pulled down, the next is the dress pooled on the floor. The jump between them feels almost jarring, like a memory with gaps.

The real model aspect is what makes it weirdly compelling. It's not some airbrushed fantasy. You can see the texture of her skin, a tiny mole on her ribcage. When you finally slide the last tile into place and the full image locks in, there's this split second of recognition. Oh. That's a real person. Then the "Fuck Them All" text flashes and it's back to being a puzzle game. I wish the puzzle itself was more challenging, it's only 11 tiles so it's basically a warm up. But then I'd probably never finish it.

The empty cell taunts you. It's always right there, a black square where her eye or her mouth should be. You're constantly chasing it around the board, this void you're trying to fill. And the whole time you're just rearranging pieces of a stranger's body. I forgot to eat dinner.

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